no, sam never went to school at UMD
Lol I follow literally everyone back on Tumblr and Instagram and I accept pretty much all friend requests on Facebook so plz don’t send me anonymous asks complaining about how I unfollowed you on Twitter. Most of the time when I unfollow someone it’s because they’ve said some sus shit (usually dropping the n-word or making derogatory comments about women) so honestly you probably brought it upon yourself by being a dickhead anywayz.
this is super real and props j2 but i’d also like to say “real eyes reallize real lies” - alec (namaste)
This is Sam writing from Caroline’s phone to say I am always hot ;)
Don’t worry guys, in a couple years corporations will be replaced with big dance clubs where everyone can go to have a safe fun time and listen to disco music